{"product_id":"anal-bead-tug-of-war-champion-unisex-premium-sweatshirt","title":"Anal Bead Tug Of War Champion Unisex Premium Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA prestigious title. A varsity-worthy achievement.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Anal Bead Tug-O-War Champion graphic features a collegiate badge design — two gloved hands pulling from each end, trophy at center — honoring your victory in what may be the most specific athletic event in adult humor history. Navy and gold. Very official.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold varsity design on a clean unisex shirt. Wear it with the confidence of a champion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePremium fleece blend. Ribbed crew neck. No-fuss unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DadHats.Co","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53250896232811,"sku":"6519221_11254","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53250896265579,"sku":"6519221_11255","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53250896298347,"sku":"6519221_11256","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53250896331115,"sku":"6519221_11257","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250896363883,"sku":"6519221_11258","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250896396651,"sku":"6519221_13258","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Red \/ S","offer_id":53250896429419,"sku":"6519221_20369","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Red \/ M","offer_id":53250896462187,"sku":"6519221_20368","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Red \/ L","offer_id":53250896494955,"sku":"6519221_20367","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Red \/ XL","offer_id":53250896527723,"sku":"6519221_20366","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250896560491,"sku":"6519221_20365","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250896593259,"sku":"6519221_20364","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Agave \/ S","offer_id":53250896626027,"sku":"6519221_13950","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Agave \/ M","offer_id":53250896658795,"sku":"6519221_13951","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Agave \/ L","offer_id":53250896691563,"sku":"6519221_13952","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Agave \/ XL","offer_id":53250896724331,"sku":"6519221_13953","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Agave \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250896757099,"sku":"6519221_13954","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Agave \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250896789867,"sku":"6519221_13955","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53250896822635,"sku":"6519221_25544","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53250896855403,"sku":"6519221_25545","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53250896888171,"sku":"6519221_25546","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53250896920939,"sku":"6519221_25547","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250896953707,"sku":"6519221_25548","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250896986475,"sku":"6519221_25549","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":53250897019243,"sku":"6519221_25550","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":53250897052011,"sku":"6519221_25551","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":53250897084779,"sku":"6519221_25552","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":53250897117547,"sku":"6519221_25553","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250897150315,"sku":"6519221_25554","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250897183083,"sku":"6519221_25555","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ S","offer_id":53250897215851,"sku":"6519221_20357","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ M","offer_id":53250897248619,"sku":"6519221_20356","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ L","offer_id":53250897281387,"sku":"6519221_20355","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ XL","offer_id":53250897314155,"sku":"6519221_20354","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250897346923,"sku":"6519221_20353","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250897379691,"sku":"6519221_20352","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ S","offer_id":53250897412459,"sku":"6519221_25538","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ M","offer_id":53250897445227,"sku":"6519221_25539","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ L","offer_id":53250897477995,"sku":"6519221_25540","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53250897510763,"sku":"6519221_25541","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250897543531,"sku":"6519221_25542","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250897576299,"sku":"6519221_25543","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53250897609067,"sku":"6519221_11249","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53250897641835,"sku":"6519221_11250","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53250897674603,"sku":"6519221_11251","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53250897707371,"sku":"6519221_11252","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53250897740139,"sku":"6519221_11253","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53250897772907,"sku":"6519221_13261","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0886\/5713\/3931\/files\/unisex-premium-sweatshirt-white-front-6a0bd473505bf.jpg?v=1779160203","url":"https:\/\/dadhats.co\/products\/anal-bead-tug-of-war-champion-unisex-premium-sweatshirt","provider":"DadHats.Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}