Suck It England Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
- Free US 2-3 Day Shipping On Orders Over $75!
- Printed And Shipped From The USA!
- Dad-isfaction Guarantee! Easy 30 Day Returns!
1776's mic drop, printed at full volume.
Suck It England is the least diplomatic possible summary of the Revolutionary War, which is exactly why it works on a shirt. A funny 4th of July shirt for people who treat Independence Day as a competitive event.
This is a unisex graphic tee, classic fit, true to size — good for cookouts, fireworks, parades, and the annual argument about whose flag shorts are worse. Designed and printed in the USA.
A dependable gift for the friend who goes hardest on the Fourth, or for the group chat that plans the whole weekend in March.
$4.99 flat shipping, free over $75. Easy 30-day returns.
T-Shirts
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular construction
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away tag
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Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.




