Hoodies

Funny hoodies for people who would rather make the joke than explain it. Nearly 100 designs — dad jokes, sarcasm, food and drinking humor, and a few we probably shouldn't describe here — on cozy fleece with a roomy unisex fit.

Funny Graphic Hoodies That Actually Get Worn

Every hoodie here is designed and printed in the USA and cut unisex, so sizing stays simple — pick your size and go. They run true to size and pull on over just about anything.

An Easy Gift That Isn't a Gift Card

A funny hoodie is one of the few gifts that gets worn on repeat instead of living in a drawer. Flat $4.99 shipping, free over $75, and easy 30-day returns if the joke doesn't land.

Same humor in other styles: Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Dad Hats.

Juan Deere — a John Deere logo parody with a yellow donkey in place of the deer, reading Juan Deere on a unisex hoodie.
Juan Deere — a John Deere logo parody with a yellow donkey in place of the deer, reading Juan Deere on a unisex hoodie.
Juan Deere Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Wooden Spoon Survivor — a lone wooden spoon, captioned Wooden Spoon Survivor on a unisex hoodie.
Wooden Spoon Survivor — a lone wooden spoon, captioned Wooden Spoon Survivor on a unisex hoodie.
Wooden Spoon Survivor Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Free Wiener Rides — a dachshund wearing a western saddle in a desert sunset, captioned Free Wiener Rides on a unisex hoodie.
Free Wiener Rides — a dachshund wearing a western saddle in a desert sunset, captioned Free Wiener Rides on a unisex hoodie.
Free Wiener Rides Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Crossover King — a basketball Crossover King design on a unisex hoodie.
Crossover King — a basketball Crossover King design on a unisex hoodie.
Crossover King Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
My Wife Beats Me — a distressed stencil design reading My Wife Beats Me on a unisex hoodie.
My Wife Beats Me — a distressed stencil design reading My Wife Beats Me on a unisex hoodie.
My Wife Beats Me Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Taco Slut — a taco character with a pin-up body in a red corset and fishnets, captioned Taco Slut on a unisex hoodie.
Taco Slut — a taco character with a pin-up body in a red corset and fishnets, captioned Taco Slut on a unisex hoodie.
Taco Slut Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
He Is Rizzin — Jesus doing a Jordan-style basketball dunk with a halo, captioned He Is Rizzin on a unisex hoodie.
He Is Rizzin — Jesus doing a Jordan-style basketball dunk with a halo, captioned He Is Rizzin on a unisex hoodie.
He Is Rizzin Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Pot Head — a person with a coffee pot for a head resting on their hands, captioned Pot Head on a unisex hoodie.
Pot Head — a person with a coffee pot for a head resting on their hands, captioned Pot Head on a unisex hoodie.
Pot Head Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Zero Pucks Given — a Zero Pucks Given hockey design with a puck on a unisex hoodie.
Zero Pucks Given — a Zero Pucks Given hockey design with a puck on a unisex hoodie.
Zero Pucks Given Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Toilet Clogging Champion — a Toilet Clogging Champion trophy-style bathroom-humor design on a unisex hoodie.
Toilet Clogging Champion — a Toilet Clogging Champion trophy-style bathroom-humor design on a unisex hoodie.
Toilet Clogging Champion Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
How To Pick Up Chicks — a stick-figure 3-step guide to picking up baby chicks: locate, scoop, hold on a unisex hoodie.
How To Pick Up Chicks — a stick-figure 3-step guide to picking up baby chicks: locate, scoop, hold on a unisex hoodie.
How To Pick Up Chicks Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Team USA Drinking Team — a Team USA Drinking Team patriotic design on a unisex hoodie.
Team USA Drinking Team — a Team USA Drinking Team patriotic design on a unisex hoodie.
Team USA Drinking Team Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Too Cool For British Rule — a Too Cool For British Rule patriotic Independence Day design on a unisex hoodie.
Too Cool For British Rule — a Too Cool For British Rule patriotic Independence Day design on a unisex hoodie.
Too Cool For British Rule Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Orgasm Donor — an Orgasm Donor parody design on a unisex hoodie.
Orgasm Donor — an Orgasm Donor parody design on a unisex hoodie.
Orgasm Donor Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Suck It England — a Suck It England patriotic Independence Day design on a unisex hoodie.
Suck It England — a Suck It England patriotic Independence Day design on a unisex hoodie.
Suck It England Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Beer Pong Champ — a Beer Pong Champ design with cups and a ping pong ball on a unisex hoodie.
Beer Pong Champ — a Beer Pong Champ design with cups and a ping pong ball on a unisex hoodie.
Beer Pong Champ Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
America Fuck Yeah — a bald eagle in a USA flag bandana and sunglasses holding an American flag and a rifle, with the words America Fuck Yeah on a unisex hoodie.
America Fuck Yeah — a bald eagle in a USA flag bandana and sunglasses holding an American flag and a rifle, with the words America Fuck Yeah on a unisex hoodie.
America, Fuck Yeah! Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Legend Dairy — a Highland cow wearing sunglasses in a retro badge, captioned Legend Dairy on a unisex hoodie.
Legend Dairy — a Highland cow wearing sunglasses in a retro badge, captioned Legend Dairy on a unisex hoodie.
Legend Dairy Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Dare Me To Do It — a mischievous Dare Me To Do It character design on a unisex hoodie.
Dare Me To Do It — a mischievous Dare Me To Do It character design on a unisex hoodie.
Dare Me To Do It Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a hockey goalie making a save, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a unisex hoodie.
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a hockey goalie making a save, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a unisex hoodie.
Jesus Saves Hockey Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
History Buff — a shirtless, muscular Abraham Lincoln curling a barbell, captioned History Buff on a unisex hoodie.
History Buff — a shirtless, muscular Abraham Lincoln curling a barbell, captioned History Buff on a unisex hoodie.
History Buff Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a soccer goalkeeper diving to catch the ball with a halo, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a unisex hoodie.
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a soccer goalkeeper diving to catch the ball with a halo, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a unisex hoodie.
Jesus Saves Soccer Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog — an overalls-wearing pig cranking an old hand-crank machine, captioned I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog on a unisex hoodie.
I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog — an overalls-wearing pig cranking an old hand-crank machine, captioned I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog on a unisex hoodie.
I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Master Baiter — a muscular bearded fisherman flexing next to a big trophy fish, with a Master Baiter Trophy Fishing Co. badge on a unisex hoodie.
Master Baiter — a muscular bearded fisherman flexing next to a big trophy fish, with a Master Baiter Trophy Fishing Co. badge on a unisex hoodie.
Baster Baiter Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Master Baiter — a muscular fisherman in a boat reeling in a huge fish, with bold Master Baiter lettering on a unisex hoodie.
Master Baiter — a muscular fisherman in a boat reeling in a huge fish, with bold Master Baiter lettering on a unisex hoodie.
Baster Baiter Fishing Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Snaxalotl — a pink axolotl eating a bag of chips on a rug, captioned Snaxalotl on a unisex hoodie.
Snaxalotl — a pink axolotl eating a bag of chips on a rug, captioned Snaxalotl on a unisex hoodie.
Snaxalotl Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Relaxalotl — a pink axolotl lounging on a couch, captioned Relaxalotl on a unisex hoodie.
Relaxalotl — a pink axolotl lounging on a couch, captioned Relaxalotl on a unisex hoodie.
Relaxalotl Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Boxer Club — a muscular boxer dog standing upright with red boxing gloves, reading Boxer Club Est 1923 on a unisex hoodie.
Boxer Club — a muscular boxer dog standing upright with red boxing gloves, reading Boxer Club Est 1923 on a unisex hoodie.
Boxer Club Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00