Long Sleeve Shirts

Funny long sleeve shirts for the stretch of the year when a t-shirt isn't quite enough. Nearly 100 designs — dad jokes, sarcasm, sports, drinking and food humor — on soft cotton with a unisex fit.

Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirts for Cooler Weather

This is the in-between layer: warmer than a tee, lighter than a sweatshirt, and easy to push up the sleeves when it isn't. Every shirt is designed and printed in the USA, cut unisex, and runs true to size.

Shipping and Returns

Flat $4.99 shipping and free over $75, with most orders arriving in 3–5 days. Easy 30-day returns if it isn't right.

Same humor in other styles: 3/4 Sleeve Raglans, Hoodies, T-Shirts, Dad Hats.

Juan Deere — a John Deere logo parody with a yellow donkey in place of the deer, reading Juan Deere on a long sleeve shirt.
Juan Deere — a John Deere logo parody with a yellow donkey in place of the deer, reading Juan Deere on a long sleeve shirt.
Juan Deere Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Crossover King — a basketball Crossover King design on a long sleeve shirt.
Crossover King — a basketball Crossover King design on a long sleeve shirt.
Crossover King Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Taco Slut — a taco character with a pin-up body in a red corset and fishnets, captioned Taco Slut on a long sleeve shirt.
Taco Slut — a taco character with a pin-up body in a red corset and fishnets, captioned Taco Slut on a long sleeve shirt.
Taco Slut Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Wooden Spoon Survivor — a lone wooden spoon, captioned Wooden Spoon Survivor on a long sleeve shirt.
Wooden Spoon Survivor — a lone wooden spoon, captioned Wooden Spoon Survivor on a long sleeve shirt.
Wooden Spoon Survivor Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
My Wife Beats Me — a distressed stencil design reading My Wife Beats Me on a long sleeve shirt.
My Wife Beats Me — a distressed stencil design reading My Wife Beats Me on a long sleeve shirt.
My Wife Beats Me Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
He Is Rizzin — Jesus doing a Jordan-style basketball dunk with a halo, captioned He Is Rizzin on a long sleeve shirt.
He Is Rizzin — Jesus doing a Jordan-style basketball dunk with a halo, captioned He Is Rizzin on a long sleeve shirt.
He Is Rizzin Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Free Wiener Rides — a dachshund wearing a western saddle in a desert sunset, captioned Free Wiener Rides on a long sleeve shirt.
Free Wiener Rides — a dachshund wearing a western saddle in a desert sunset, captioned Free Wiener Rides on a long sleeve shirt.
Free Wiener Rides Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Toilet Clogging Champion — a Toilet Clogging Champion trophy-style bathroom-humor design on a long sleeve shirt.
Toilet Clogging Champion — a Toilet Clogging Champion trophy-style bathroom-humor design on a long sleeve shirt.
Toilet Clogging Champion Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Pot Head — a person with a coffee pot for a head resting on their hands, captioned Pot Head on a long sleeve shirt.
Pot Head — a person with a coffee pot for a head resting on their hands, captioned Pot Head on a long sleeve shirt.
Pot Head Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Zero Pucks Given — a Zero Pucks Given hockey design with a puck on a long sleeve shirt.
Zero Pucks Given — a Zero Pucks Given hockey design with a puck on a long sleeve shirt.
Zero Pucks Given Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
How To Pick Up Chicks — a stick-figure 3-step guide to picking up baby chicks: locate, scoop, hold on a long sleeve shirt.
How To Pick Up Chicks — a stick-figure 3-step guide to picking up baby chicks: locate, scoop, hold on a long sleeve shirt.
How To Pick Up Chicks Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Team USA Drinking Team — a Team USA Drinking Team patriotic design on a long sleeve shirt.
Team USA Drinking Team — a Team USA Drinking Team patriotic design on a long sleeve shirt.
Team USA Drinking Team Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Suck It England — a Suck It England patriotic Independence Day design on a long sleeve shirt.
Suck It England — a Suck It England patriotic Independence Day design on a long sleeve shirt.
Suck It England Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Orgasm Donor — an Orgasm Donor parody design on a long sleeve shirt.
Orgasm Donor — an Orgasm Donor parody design on a long sleeve shirt.
Orgasm Donor Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Too Cool For British Rule — a Too Cool For British Rule patriotic Independence Day design on a long sleeve shirt.
Too Cool For British Rule — a Too Cool For British Rule patriotic Independence Day design on a long sleeve shirt.
Too Cool For British Rule Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Beer Pong Champ — a Beer Pong Champ design with cups and a ping pong ball on a long sleeve shirt.
Beer Pong Champ — a Beer Pong Champ design with cups and a ping pong ball on a long sleeve shirt.
Beer Pong Champ Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
America Fuck Yeah — a bald eagle in a USA flag bandana and sunglasses holding an American flag and a rifle, with the words America Fuck Yeah on a long sleeve shirt.
America Fuck Yeah — a bald eagle in a USA flag bandana and sunglasses holding an American flag and a rifle, with the words America Fuck Yeah on a long sleeve shirt.
America, Fuck Yeah! Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Dare Me To Do It — a mischievous Dare Me To Do It character design on a long sleeve shirt.
Dare Me To Do It — a mischievous Dare Me To Do It character design on a long sleeve shirt.
Dare Me To Do It Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Legend Dairy — a Highland cow wearing sunglasses in a retro badge, captioned Legend Dairy on a long sleeve shirt.
Legend Dairy — a Highland cow wearing sunglasses in a retro badge, captioned Legend Dairy on a long sleeve shirt.
Legend Dairy Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
History Buff — a shirtless, muscular Abraham Lincoln curling a barbell, captioned History Buff on a long sleeve shirt.
History Buff — a shirtless, muscular Abraham Lincoln curling a barbell, captioned History Buff on a long sleeve shirt.
History Buff Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a hockey goalie making a save, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a long sleeve shirt.
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a hockey goalie making a save, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a long sleeve shirt.
Jesus Saves Hockey Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a soccer goalkeeper diving to catch the ball with a halo, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a long sleeve shirt.
Jesus Saves — Jesus as a soccer goalkeeper diving to catch the ball with a halo, captioned Jesus Saves Est 33 AD on a long sleeve shirt.
Jesus Saves Soccer Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Master Baiter — a muscular bearded fisherman flexing next to a big trophy fish, with a Master Baiter Trophy Fishing Co. badge on a long sleeve shirt.
Master Baiter — a muscular bearded fisherman flexing next to a big trophy fish, with a Master Baiter Trophy Fishing Co. badge on a long sleeve shirt.
Baster Baiter Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Master Baiter — a muscular fisherman in a boat reeling in a huge fish, with bold Master Baiter lettering on a long sleeve shirt.
Master Baiter — a muscular fisherman in a boat reeling in a huge fish, with bold Master Baiter lettering on a long sleeve shirt.
Baster Baiter Fishing Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog — an overalls-wearing pig cranking an old hand-crank machine, captioned I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog on a long sleeve shirt.
I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog — an overalls-wearing pig cranking an old hand-crank machine, captioned I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog on a long sleeve shirt.
I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Snaxalotl — a pink axolotl eating a bag of chips on a rug, captioned Snaxalotl on a long sleeve shirt.
Snaxalotl — a pink axolotl eating a bag of chips on a rug, captioned Snaxalotl on a long sleeve shirt.
Snaxalotl Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Relaxalotl — a pink axolotl lounging on a couch, captioned Relaxalotl on a long sleeve shirt.
Relaxalotl — a pink axolotl lounging on a couch, captioned Relaxalotl on a long sleeve shirt.
Relaxalotl Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00
Boxer Club — a muscular boxer dog standing upright with red boxing gloves, reading Boxer Club Est 1923 on a long sleeve shirt.
Boxer Club — a muscular boxer dog standing upright with red boxing gloves, reading Boxer Club Est 1923 on a long sleeve shirt.
Boxer Club Long Sleeve Shirt
from $32.00