Hoodies

Funny hoodies for people who would rather make the joke than explain it. Nearly 100 designs — dad jokes, sarcasm, food and drinking humor, and a few we probably shouldn't describe here — on cozy fleece with a roomy unisex fit.

Funny Graphic Hoodies That Actually Get Worn

Every hoodie here is designed and printed in the USA and cut unisex, so sizing stays simple — pick your size and go. They run true to size and pull on over just about anything.

An Easy Gift That Isn't a Gift Card

A funny hoodie is one of the few gifts that gets worn on repeat instead of living in a drawer. Flat $4.99 shipping, free over $75, and easy 30-day returns if the joke doesn't land.

Same humor in other styles: Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Dad Hats.

I Like It Raw — a tub of cookie dough captioned I Like It Raw on a unisex hoodie.
I Like It Raw — a tub of cookie dough captioned I Like It Raw on a unisex hoodie.
I Like It Raw Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
In Dog Beers I've Only Had Two — an In Dog Beers I've Only Had Two drinking-humor design on a unisex hoodie.
In Dog Beers I've Only Had Two — an In Dog Beers I've Only Had Two drinking-humor design on a unisex hoodie.
In Dog Beers I've Only Had Two Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Proud To Have A Tiny Wiener — a cute crowned dachshund, captioned Proud To Have A Tiny Wiener on a unisex hoodie.
Proud To Have A Tiny Wiener — a cute crowned dachshund, captioned Proud To Have A Tiny Wiener on a unisex hoodie.
Proud To Have A Tiny Wiener Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
I'm No Taxidermist — a cartoon beaver in flannel holding a sign, captioned I'm No Taxidermist But I'll Stuff Her Beaver on a unisex hoodie.
I'm No Taxidermist — a cartoon beaver in flannel holding a sign, captioned I'm No Taxidermist But I'll Stuff Her Beaver on a unisex hoodie.
I’m No Taxidermist But I’ll Stuff Her Beaver Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Jesus Crossover King — Jesus playing basketball as the Crossover King with a halo on a unisex hoodie.
Jesus Crossover King — Jesus playing basketball as the Crossover King with a halo on a unisex hoodie.
Jesus Crossover King Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Dill-Doe — a cute cartoon deer covered in green pickle spots, captioned Dill-Doe on a unisex hoodie.
Dill-Doe — a cute cartoon deer covered in green pickle spots, captioned Dill-Doe on a unisex hoodie.
Dill Doe Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Catalina Wine Mixer — a Catalina Wine Mixer event-style design on a unisex hoodie.
Catalina Wine Mixer — a Catalina Wine Mixer event-style design on a unisex hoodie.
Catalina Wine Mixer Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Chicks Line Up To See My Nuts — a cartoon squirrel holding acorns while baby chicks line up behind a sign reading Chicks Line Up To See My Nuts on a unisex hoodie.
Chicks Line Up To See My Nuts — a cartoon squirrel holding acorns while baby chicks line up behind a sign reading Chicks Line Up To See My Nuts on a unisex hoodie.
Chicks Line Up To See My Nuts Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Mount And Dew Me — a Mountain Dew style soda parody reading Mount And Dew Me on a unisex hoodie.
Mount And Dew Me — a Mountain Dew style soda parody reading Mount And Dew Me on a unisex hoodie.
Mount And Dew Me Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Boats N Hoes — a neon Miami-style yacht party with women in bikinis holding red cups, captioned Boats N Hoes on a unisex hoodie.
Boats N Hoes — a neon Miami-style yacht party with women in bikinis holding red cups, captioned Boats N Hoes on a unisex hoodie.
Boats N Hoes Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Back 2 Back World War Champs — Abraham Lincoln and George Washington in leather jackets and sunglasses fist-bumping over a distressed American flag, captioned Back 2 Back World War Champs on a unisex hoodie.
Back 2 Back World War Champs — Abraham Lincoln and George Washington in leather jackets and sunglasses fist-bumping over a distressed American flag, captioned Back 2 Back World War Champs on a unisex hoodie.
Back 2 Back World War Champs Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Bean Flicker — a vintage Bean Flicker Specialty Coffee Roaster logo with coffee beans, reading Handmade Happiness Est 1969 on a unisex hoodie.
Bean Flicker — a vintage Bean Flicker Specialty Coffee Roaster logo with coffee beans, reading Handmade Happiness Est 1969 on a unisex hoodie.
Bean Flicker Coffee Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
I Heart Squirters — an I Heart Squirters design with a colorful squirt gun on a unisex hoodie.
I Heart Squirters — an I Heart Squirters design with a colorful squirt gun on a unisex hoodie.
I Heart Squirters Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
I Drink White Monsters — text reading I Drink White Monster Because I Don't Have One In My Pants on a unisex hoodie.
I Drink White Monsters — text reading I Drink White Monster Because I Don't Have One In My Pants on a unisex hoodie.
I Drink White Monsters Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
What The Fuck Is A Kilometer — a patriotic What The Fuck Is A Kilometer freedom-units design on a unisex hoodie.
What The Fuck Is A Kilometer — a patriotic What The Fuck Is A Kilometer freedom-units design on a unisex hoodie.
What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Smiguel — Gollum-like mariachi characters in sombreros eating tacos, captioned Smiguel on a unisex hoodie.
Smiguel — Gollum-like mariachi characters in sombreros eating tacos, captioned Smiguel on a unisex hoodie.
Smiguel Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
This Santa Loves Going Down — a cheerful Santa popping out of a chimney holding a gift, captioned This Santa Loves Going Down on a unisex hoodie.
This Santa Loves Going Down — a cheerful Santa popping out of a chimney holding a gift, captioned This Santa Loves Going Down on a unisex hoodie.
This Santa Loves Going Down Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Caucasians — a parody of a vintage sports-team logo showing a slick-haired white man's profile in a circle, reading Caucasians on a unisex hoodie.
Caucasians — a parody of a vintage sports-team logo showing a slick-haired white man's profile in a circle, reading Caucasians on a unisex hoodie.
Caucasians Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
I Can Deliver All Night Long — a confident Santa design captioned I Can Deliver All Night Long on a unisex hoodie.
I Can Deliver All Night Long — a confident Santa design captioned I Can Deliver All Night Long on a unisex hoodie.
I Can Deliver All Night Long Santa Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Ask Your Mom If I'm Real — a vintage engraved Santa Claus with the caption Ask Your Mom If I'm Real on a unisex hoodie.
Ask Your Mom If I'm Real — a vintage engraved Santa Claus with the caption Ask Your Mom If I'm Real on a unisex hoodie.
Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Easily Distracted By Hos — a cool Santa in sunglasses, captioned Easily Distracted By Hos on a unisex hoodie.
Easily Distracted By Hos — a cool Santa in sunglasses, captioned Easily Distracted By Hos on a unisex hoodie.
Easily Distracted By Hos Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Guess What I Need — a restroom-style figure icon with the head dropped down to the waist, captioned Guess What I Need on a unisex hoodie.
Guess What I Need — a restroom-style figure icon with the head dropped down to the waist, captioned Guess What I Need on a unisex hoodie.
Guess What I Need Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
I Got That Dog In Me — a Costco food-court hot dog and soda combo with a 1.50 price tag, captioned I Got That Dog In Me on a unisex hoodie.
I Got That Dog In Me — a Costco food-court hot dog and soda combo with a 1.50 price tag, captioned I Got That Dog In Me on a unisex hoodie.
I Got That Dog In Me Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Commit Tax Fraud — a bold Commit Tax Fraud meme design on a unisex hoodie.
Commit Tax Fraud — a bold Commit Tax Fraud meme design on a unisex hoodie.
Commit Tax Fraud Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
It's Not Gay If It's TSA — an It's Not Gay If It's TSA airport-humor design on a unisex hoodie.
It's Not Gay If It's TSA — an It's Not Gay If It's TSA airport-humor design on a unisex hoodie.
It's Not Gay If It's TSA Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Red Flag — a single distressed red pennant flag on a pole on a unisex hoodie.
Red Flag — a single distressed red pennant flag on a pole on a unisex hoodie.
Red Flag Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
Defund The IRS — a bold Defund The IRS statement design on a unisex hoodie.
Defund The IRS — a bold Defund The IRS statement design on a unisex hoodie.
Defund The IRS Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00
How To Speak Irish — a How To Speak Irish guide design with drinking phrases on a unisex hoodie.
How To Speak Irish — a How To Speak Irish guide design with drinking phrases on a unisex hoodie.
How To Speak Irish Unisex Hoodie
from $45.00