What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Patriotic T-Shirt

Name: What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Patriotic Funny T Shirt
Brand: DadHats.Co
SKU: 5034886_11546
Price: 30.0 USD
Availability: InStock

What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Patriotic Funny Graphic T-Shirt – Black – Front View

What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Patriotic Funny Graphic T-Shirt – Black – Back View

$30.00

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The metric system remains a rumor here.

What The Fuck Is A Kilometer is the American refusal to convert anything, printed loudly. It's a funny patriotic shirt for people who measure in feet, weigh in pounds, and consider the whole discussion closed.

A unisex graphic tee, classic fit and true to size, built for the Fourth, the tailgate, or any argument about Fahrenheit. Designed and printed in the USA.

A strong gift for the friend who won't switch, the one who did study abroad and came back worse, or anyone whose Independence Day outfit is already planned.

$4.99 flat shipping, free over $75. Easy 30-day returns.

T-Shirts

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Open-end yarn
Tubular construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag

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