What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Patriotic Funny T Shirt
Regular price$30.00
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Size chart
T-Shirts
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Hats
| Size Label | A | B | C | D |
| One size | 22 - 26 ⅜ | 6 ¼ | 2 ¾ | 7 ½ |
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June 15th – June 18th
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Show off your American pride and sense of humor with this What The Fuck Is A Kilometer Patriotic Funny T Shirt. The design features a bold USA inspired graphic with a confused patriotic character holding a map against a distressed flag backdrop, capturing the spirit of classic American humor.
Made from soft comfortable fabric, this unisex tee is perfect for holidays, parties, bar nights or any day you feel like repping some comedic USA energy. It makes a great gift for friends, family, coworkers or anyone who prefers miles over kilometers and isn’t afraid to say it.
Whether you are celebrating Independence Day, heading to a barbecue, traveling or just want a funny graphic tee that stands out, this shirt brings laughs every time. Add it to your collection of patriotic novelty shirts and enjoy the reactions.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Made from soft comfortable fabric, this unisex tee is perfect for holidays, parties, bar nights or any day you feel like repping some comedic USA energy. It makes a great gift for friends, family, coworkers or anyone who prefers miles over kilometers and isn’t afraid to say it.
Whether you are celebrating Independence Day, heading to a barbecue, traveling or just want a funny graphic tee that stands out, this shirt brings laughs every time. Add it to your collection of patriotic novelty shirts and enjoy the reactions.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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