Looks educational… turns out it’s farm humor. The How To Pick Up Chicks graphic tee delivers a perfect bait-and-switch joke with a hilarious 3-step guide showing how to pick up baby chickens—not what people expect, and that’s exactly the point.

Featuring a clever visual walkthrough and wholesome poultry-based comedy, this shirt is a guaranteed laugh-getter without crossing any lines. It’s ideal for farmers, animal lovers, dads, BBQ heroes, fairgoers, and anyone who appreciates smart, clean wordplay humor.

Made from soft, lightweight, premium-blend fabric, this tee offers all-day comfort with a relaxed unisex fit. The high-quality graphic print is durable and fade-resistant, so the joke stays crisp and readable wash after wash.

Product Features:
• Ultra-soft, breathable, lightweight premium material
• High-quality, long-lasting graphic print
• Unisex fit for men and women
• Clever visual joke with clean, unexpected humor
• Great for casual wear, BBQs, fairs, and gifting

Perfect For:
• Farmers, homesteaders, and animal lovers
• Dad humor fans and clean comedy lovers
• BBQs, fairs, festivals, and casual outings
• Funny gifts, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.

Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.