I Drink White Monsters graphic T-Shirt
- Free US 2-3 Day Shipping On Orders Over $75!
- Printed And Shipped From The USA!
- Dad-isfaction Guarantee! Easy 30 Day Returns!
A personality trait disguised as a beverage preference.
I Drink White Monsters is for the very specific person who has opinions about which can is correct and will defend it. A funny energy drink shirt that gets identified across a room by exactly the right people and completely ignored by everyone else.
It's a unisex graphic tee, classic fit and true to size, appropriate for the gym, the night shift, or hour eleven of a road trip. Designed and printed in the USA.
An easy gift for the friend with a fridge shelf dedicated to it — or for the coworker whose desk tells the same story.
$4.99 flat shipping, free over $75. Easy 30-day returns.
T-Shirts
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular construction
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away tag
Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.
Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.




