I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog Unisex T-Shirt

Name: I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog Unisex Graphic T Shirt
Brand: DadHats.Co
SKU: 9800020_11576
Price: 30.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$30.00

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Motorcycle enthusiasm, phrased as poorly as possible.

I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog is a completely defensible statement about a bike that no one will read as a statement about a bike. That's the whole design, and it commits fully.

It's a unisex graphic tee, classic fit and true to size — a funny biker shirt for rides, rallies, garage days, and any group where the joke will land in under a second. Designed and printed in the USA.

Good gift for the rider in the family, the guy with the project bike that never runs, or the friend who says it out loud and enjoys the reaction.

Flat $4.99 shipping, free over $75, easy 30-day returns.

T-Shirts

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Open-end yarn
Tubular construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag

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