Shit Your Pants Unisex T-Shirt

Name: Shit Your Pants Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
Brand: DadHats.Co
SKU: 4082682_11576
Price: 30.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Shit Your Pants Unisex Graphic Funny Graphic T-Shirt – White – Front View

Shit Your Pants Unisex Graphic Funny Graphic T-Shirt – Black – Front View

$30.00

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Shit Your Pants is three words with no context and no intention of providing any, which is most of the appeal. A funny offensive shirt that does the entire job before anyone finishes reading it.

It's a unisex graphic tee, classic fit and true to size, for people whose sense of humor was settled by age nine and never revisited. Designed and printed in the USA.

Best deployed as a gift for the friend who'll actually wear it out of the house — or a white elephant entry engineered to end the round.

Flat $4.99 shipping and free over $75, with easy 30-day returns.

T-Shirts

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Open-end yarn
Tubular construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag

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