T-Shirts

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

Hats

product-measurements

Size Label	A	B	C	D
One size	22 - 26 ⅜	6 ¼	2 ¾	7 ½

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Show off your sense of humor with the My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt! This funny graphic tee is perfect for husbands with a playful streak, pranksters, or anyone who loves bold, tongue-in-cheek humor. Guaranteed to get laughs and start conversations wherever you go.

Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt is comfortable for all-day wear and built to last. Whether it’s for casual outings, parties, or as a gag gift, this novelty tee is sure to be a hit with friends and family.

Key Features:
• 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• Durable, high-quality graphic print that won’t fade
• Available in multiple sizes for the perfect fit
• Great gift for husbands, friends, or anyone with a sense of humor
• Perfect for casual wear, social events, or as a funny gag gift

Get your My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt today and wear your humor proudly!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.

Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.

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FAQs

Orders typically ship in 2-3 days, and will take 2-3 days to arrive!

Because items are custom made immediately after ordering, we can only accommodate cancellations or modifications within a few hours of placing your order. Contact our customer service immediately for assistance at daddy@dadhats.co

We embroider / print and ship from Utah. We do not produce the clothing, but we do support over 200 American jobs finishing products in the USA.

We’re committed to quality. If your product arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of receipt, and we’ll quickly replace or refund your item at no extra charge.

Why Thousands Have Trusted Dat Hats:

DESIGNED AND SHIPPED FROM THE USA

All of our products are designed and shipped out of Salt Lake City, Utah! No cheap prints or products here!

TOP NOTCH QUALITY

All our hats and shirts are made with the highest quality materials available! Not like those cheaper knock-off sites!

AFFORDABLE

Even though we use the highest quality materials, we do everything in our power to make sure our products are affordable for everyone!

PERFECT GIFT

With our numerous designs, you are bound to find the perfect gift for the dad-humor lover in your life!

My Wife Beats Me Unisex Graphic T-Shirt