Too Cool For British Rule Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
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- Printed And Shipped From The USA!
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Three words the British Empire never saw coming.
Too Cool For British Rule takes the smuggest possible reading of 1776 and puts it on a shirt. It's the kind of funny 4th of July shirt that starts an argument at the cookout and then wins it — patriotic enough for the parade, obnoxious enough to be worth wearing.
This one's a unisex graphic tee, cut straight and true to size, so it works whether you're running the grill, watching fireworks, or explaining the Revolutionary War to someone who didn't ask. Designed and printed in the USA.
Good for Independence Day, Memorial Day, or any weekend that calls for mild patriotic trolling — and a safe gift for the friend who already owns too many flag shirts.
$4.99 flat shipping, free over $75. Easy 30-day returns.
T-Shirts
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular construction
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away tag
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