Wooden Spoon Survivor Unisex T-Shirt

Name: Wooden Spoon Survivor Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
Brand: DadHats.Co
SKU: 5243623_11576
Price: 30.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Wooden Spoon Survivor Unisex Graphic Funny Graphic T-Shirt – White – Front View

$30.00

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Survived. Reformed. Still slightly wary of kitchen drawers.

Wooden Spoon Survivor claims a childhood that a great many people share and almost nobody talks about until they see it on a shirt. It's a funny nostalgia shirt with an instant recognition rate among a very particular generation.

A unisex graphic tee, classic fit and true to size, perfect for family reunions, cookouts, and any gathering where the stories start with "remember when." Designed and printed in the USA.

An easy gift for a sibling who was there, a cousin who was worse, or a parent with a good enough sense of humor to appreciate the callback. Also available as a long sleeve.

Flat $4.99 shipping and free over $75, with easy 30-day returns.

T-Shirts

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Open-end yarn
Tubular construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag

Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.

Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.

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