Make a statement with a shirt that hits everyone right in the nostalgia and the funny bone. This tee features a clever parody of the classic D.A.R.E school program logo you remember from childhood, reimagined with the bold phrase “D.A.R.E Me To Do It”—for those who definitely did not take the original advice.

Crafted from soft, breathable, premium fabric, this shirt is perfect for casual wear, parties, BBQ hangouts (your specialty), gifting, or anyone who loves humor with a throwback twist. The high-quality graphic print is designed to last without cracking or fading, keeping the laughs going wash after wash.

Whether you’re the class clown, the nostalgic rebel, or just someone who loves a good joke tee, this shirt guarantees compliments, chuckles, and conversations.

Product Features:
• Soft, lightweight, and comfortable fit
• Durable, high-quality graphic print
• Unisex sizing for men and women
• Great for everyday wear or as a hilarious gift
• Perfect for fans of 90s/2000s nostalgia and parody humor

Ideal Gift For:
• Birthdays, holidays, white elephant, gag gifts
• Former class clowns, nostalgia lovers, sarcastic personalities
• Anyone who appreciates a bold, funny graphic tee

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.

Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.