Relive the nostalgia (and tears) with the Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt! This hilarious graphic tee is a tribute to all of us who grew up getting our asses beat with a wooden spoon. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about childhood discipline and family stories.

Made from soft, durable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and built to last through countless laughs. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend, wearing it to a casual outing, or just showing off your survivor status, this novelty tee is sure to get smiles and chuckles.

Key Features:
• 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• Vibrant, durable graphic print that won’t fade
• Available in multiple sizes for the perfect fit
• Great gift for childhood survivors, friends, or anyone with a playful sense of humor
• Perfect for casual wear, parties, or as a nostalgic gag gift

Celebrate your childhood battles—grab your Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt today and wear your survivor status with pride!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.

Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.