I Drink White Monsters graphic T-Shirt
Regular price$30.00
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Size chart
T-Shirts
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Hats
| Size Label | A | B | C | D |
| One size | 22 - 26 ⅜ | 6 ¼ | 2 ¾ | 7 ½ |
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Bring some playful humor to your wardrobe with this bold and cheeky “I Drink White Monsters” graphic tee. Featuring a fun energy-drink–themed joke, this shirt is designed for anyone who enjoys a bit of lighthearted self-deprecation and isn’t afraid to laugh at themselves.
The design showcases the popular white-can energy drink alongside a humorous caption, creating a quirky twist that grabs attention without crossing any lines. Perfect for guys with a good sense of humor, this tee is great for casual outings, parties, festivals, or gifting to friends who appreciate a clever joke.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it’s built for everyday wear while delivering a guaranteed smile (or smirk) wherever you go.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
The design showcases the popular white-can energy drink alongside a humorous caption, creating a quirky twist that grabs attention without crossing any lines. Perfect for guys with a good sense of humor, this tee is great for casual outings, parties, festivals, or gifting to friends who appreciate a clever joke.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it’s built for everyday wear while delivering a guaranteed smile (or smirk) wherever you go.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.
