I'd Rather Be Cranking My Hog Unisex Graphic T Shirt
Regular price$30.00
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Size chart
T-Shirts
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Hats
| Size Label | A | B | C | D |
| One size | 22 - 26 ⅜ | 6 ¼ | 2 ¾ | 7 ½ |
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June 15th – June 18th
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Sometimes honesty is the best policy, especially when it comes with a good laugh. The “I’d Rather Be Cranking My Hog” Funny Graphic T-Shirt delivers classic visual humor with a clever illustration of a hog literally cranking a handle. It is a lighthearted design that lets the image do the talking while keeping things playful and fun.
This adult t-shirt is made from soft, breathable fabric that feels great whether you are relaxing at home, heading out with friends, or making a statement at your next casual get-together. The comfortable unisex fit makes it a go-to funny t-shirt for men and funny t-shirt for women who appreciate smart jokes and bold graphics.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys cheeky humor without crossing the line, this funny t-shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter and an easy gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or anyone with a strong sense of humor.
Wear it proudly, laugh a little louder, and let the hog do the work.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This adult t-shirt is made from soft, breathable fabric that feels great whether you are relaxing at home, heading out with friends, or making a statement at your next casual get-together. The comfortable unisex fit makes it a go-to funny t-shirt for men and funny t-shirt for women who appreciate smart jokes and bold graphics.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys cheeky humor without crossing the line, this funny t-shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter and an easy gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or anyone with a strong sense of humor.
Wear it proudly, laugh a little louder, and let the hog do the work.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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