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Shit Your Pants Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

Regular price$30.00
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Free Shipping Over $75!

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T-Shirts

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

 

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Size Label A B C D
One size 22 - 26 ⅜ 6 ¼ 2 ¾ 7 ½
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Say the quiet part loud with the Shit Your Pants Funny Graphic T Shirt. This bold and unapologetic design features elegant typography paired with humor that completely ignores social norms. If subtle jokes are not your thing, this shirt gets straight to the point.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this adult t shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear while still delivering maximum comedic impact. Whether you are wearing it to a party, a casual hangout, or just to see who has a sense of humor, this shirt does all the talking for you.

Designed with a relaxed unisex fit, it works perfectly as a funny t shirt for men and a funny t shirt for women. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or your favorite lounge pants and let the reactions roll in.

Perfect for people who love edgy jokes, sarcastic humor, and graphic tees that push the envelope just enough to be hilarious. This shirt also makes an unforgettable gift for friends who appreciate bold comedy and do not take life too seriously.

Wear it proudly. Or nervously. Either way, it gets laughs.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Shipping: Our dad crew takes 1-2 business days to process and send out your order. Orders are shipped with USPS and typically arrive within 2-3 days after being sent out. See more with our Shipping Policy.

Returns: Returns are accepted within 30 days of your order being delivered. To initiate a return email us at daddy@dadhats.co. See more with our Returns Policy.

FAQs

Orders typically ship in 2-3 days, and will take 2-3 days to arrive!

Because items are custom made immediately after ordering, we can only accommodate cancellations or modifications within a few hours of placing your order. Contact our customer service immediately for assistance at daddy@dadhats.co

We embroider / print and ship from Utah. We do not produce the clothing, but we do support over 200 American jobs finishing products in the USA.

We’re committed to quality. If your product arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of receipt, and we’ll quickly replace or refund your item at no extra charge.

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